ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
oh my god I’m looking through photos from fanexpo and I only took a few of my tattoolock but I just found some selfies
and I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW I MANAGED TO ACTUALLY LOOK THAT GOOD AND MANLY IN A BATHROOM - IN REAL LIFE I REALLY AM HONESTLY NOT THAT HOT WHAT THE HELL. I MIGHT AS WELL POST IT BUT UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS MUCH JFC ITS NOW 2AM I SHOULD GO SLEEP BEFORE I REGRET PUTTING THIS ONLINE.
Benedict Cumberbatch attends the GQ Men Of The Year awards on September 2, 2014 in London (x)